Dear Ms. Cyrus

You know Miley, just saying things in your song doesn't make them true. Let me mention a few examples from your latest song

"Cuz I'm hot like that" - No, you're really not

"Every guy, everywhere just gives me mad attention" - Actually, not really. I'm sure a lot of guys give you moderate attention, you might be able to say that your boyfriend gives you mad attention, but really, the majority of guys in this world couldn't really care less.

"I go through guys like money flyin' out the hands" - Yeah? What does your boyfriend say about that? How long have you two been together?

"I'm like a puzzle but all my pieces are jagged" - Really? Huh, you don't come across as jagged at all. Keep tryin' though!

Anyway, good luck Miley on becoming the next Britney Spears!